KERMI!

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✧˖° age 22
✧˖° birthday 14 aug
✧˖° name alex
✧˖° nicknames aj, kai, xanny
✧˖° zodiac leo, capricorn, pisces
✧˖° mbti type infp-t
✧˖° gender male
✧˖° orientation asexual (adverse) greyaromantic t4t
✧˖° pronouns he/him + they/them
✧˖° relationship status married
✧˖° beasties callie, kalos, ren, kiki, autumn, jensen,
kenji, nick, lizard, cigarette, blessie

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dni

ableism. racism. ageism. transphobia. homophobia. acephobia. xenophobia. misandry. misogyny. sexism. anti-religion. right wing. trump supporters. proshippers. loli. idiots.

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byf

cusses often. infodumps about nerdy stuff. talks about my spouse a lot. goes awol for days or weeks on end. low social battery. likes studying things i am interested in. agnostic. don't listen to taylor swift. do not believe in witchcraft. believes in aliens + ghosts. the moon landing was real. severe fear of frogs.

i come from a medical family. so i'm used to talking about medical things.

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i have diagnosed autism & depression. i also have a chronic pain condition. these things make it hard for me to interact sometimes.

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i am not active much online unless it's discord.

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i have pets & i love animals more than i like people.

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it's difficult for me to like people because i got the "strong sense of justice" flavour of autism. doesn't mean i won't like you - it may just take a while.

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i do not talk about religion & politics to people i haven't known for more than 1 year.

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i am very affectionate & caring. i will remind you to drink water, eat or take breaks if you're busy doing something. i will ask you questions about how your day went & how you're doing.

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i will talk about my special interests & hyperfixations. you cannot escape this.

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i am obsessed with every iteration of sherlock (except elementary, enola holmes & the irregulars). i will talk about it, i will try to get you to watch, read or listen to it. sherlock is extremely important to me for so many reasons that very few will understand.

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i got my nickname "kermit" because i bought a kermit t-shirt & family started calling me kermit, mainly because of the shirt but also because i have a severe fear of frogs. the irony burns.

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i find it easier to talk to people over text because it's less sensory input & i don't have to work so hard to read expressions, body language, tone, inflection & word choice. i also don't have to keep my body language in check so that really helps.

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i am the pretty thing that lives in the house. cloud atlas. things heard & seen. crimson peak. only lovers left alive. dracula untold. nope. get out. knives out. wounds. spiderhead. ready or not. the shining. velvet buzzsaw. the ritual. the tourist. the imitation game. suspiria (2018). the lighthouse. the green knight. everything, everywhere, all at once. talk to me. demolition. glass onion. the grand budapest hotel. the royal tenenbaums.

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inside man. the devil's hour. the stranger. behind her eyes. bodkin. good omens. sandman. our flag means death. what we do in the shadows. the lost flowers of alice hart. dracula (bbc). sherlock (bbc). hannibal. you. ratched. dark. untamed. dept q. the fall of the house of usher. the haunting of hill house. eric. lupin. dexter. ozark. squid game. black doves. midnight mass. the haunting of bly manor. the mentalist. the alienist. house md. scrubs. how i met your mother. psych. arcane.

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birds do not sing in caves by horses. rango - a bizarre masterpiece by josh keefe. the horror of faith - midnight mass analysis by ariadne mayz. the existential crises iceberg explained by snook. why cosmic horror isn't scary by tale foundry. the horror of having a body by clark elieson. strigoi biology explained | the science of the strigoi by thought potato. gobekli tepe and the prophecy of pillar 43 | apocalypse and the vulture stone by the why files. the deadliest pattern in nature by gutsick gibbon. the canvas of babel by solar sands. peter singer - ordinary people are evil by jeffrey kaplan. the oldest religion in the world: the origin of belief by crecganford.

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bro just check out my spotify lol
(my favourite song is cairo by san fermin)

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the magnus archives. ad lucem. all vampires are gay. the antiquarium of sinister happenings. archive 81. ask a medievalist. the beautiful liar. the bright sessions. crimehub. dan snow's history hit. dear hank & john. decoding the unknown. deviser. extinct zoo. gone medieval. graphic design is fun. a history of coffee. homecoming. i am in eskew. malevolent. mythical monsters. mythillogical. neighbourly. october's children. out of place. re: dracula. the rest is history. scishow tangents. sherlock & co. the silt verses. stephen fry's 7 deadly sins. you're dead to me.

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theology. human evolution. dinosaurs. why humans are not the most beings. debates on all manner of things. culture. tradition. queerness & queer history. linquistics. the history of certain social practices. the impact the modern world has on the planet & her inhabitants. analysing what others don't even question (like why westerners find eating with their hands disrespectful when it's actually not). questioning the mechanisms of humanity & pointing out its every pitfall.

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reading. writing. painting. sketching. digital art. macrame. graphic design. history. marine biology. human anatomy. paleontology. archeology. theology. baking. cooking. playing piano & violin. dungeons & dragons. hiking. yoga. roleplaying. analysing movies. people watching. bird watching. insect taxidermy. decoding codes & cyphers. linguistics.

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castlevania. black butler. mononoke. dandadan. fullmetal alchemist. beastars. devilman crybaby. deliicious in dungeon. violet evergarden. parasite. spy x family. devil may cry. castlevania: nocturne. blood of zeus. onimusha. b: the beginning. kakegurui. the disastrous life of saiki k. black clover. akuma kun. trese. one punch man. the seven deadly sins. cells at work. yuri!!! on ice. great pretender.

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detroit: become human. witcher: wild hunt. shadow of mordor. tiny tina's wonderlands. overcooked. call of duty: world at war. call of duty: modern warfare. army of two: devil's cartel. under the waves. sky. p5x. silver & blood. minecraft. fortnite.

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